Villain Simulator

πŸ’Ό Hustle
Loot (stolen)
$0
Evil income
$0/s
Sleep per night
😊8h
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EVIL PLAN.docx
step 1: ???
πŸ’€ evil nap…
Your mum's basement. A cardboard lair. A dream.
$0
+$1 per scheme
$DOOMDoom Industries Β· hero-proof
$100.00
πŸ“° Markets are open. Heroes are nervous.
0 shares
✨ Upgrades appear when you can almost afford them
πŸ₯· Goons & Gadgets passive loot, forever
🌍

You rule the world.

Every country surrendered. Total ransom: $1,000,000,000.

Nobody, including you, knows what to do now.

😴

8 hours of sleep.

Turns out ruling the world is mostly emails.
(Your goons would like dental now.)